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For Those About To Plop

by Chainsaw Enema

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In the pub, dodgy grub, beer and crisps and scratchings It's playing havoc with me guts, that pickled egg's a-hatching "Come on lads, listen to this!" and gear up for a trump I assume the stance, but look askance - I think that was a lump... Followed Through It's hit the back of my knee I've accidentally sprayed my gusset Leaving it a shade of russet Followed Through Why does this happen to me? I thought these pants would last an age I've scrubbed them twice and they're still beige I wish I'd never asked you to pull my index finger I hoped for gas, not biomass, I blame my bandy sphincter A joke, a prank, a hoot, a laugh, it was just to foul the air But my farting strings went "ping" and it's dribbling down the chair Followed Through It's hit the back of my knee I slipped on ice, it made me lunge Smearing muck around me plums Followed Through Why does this happen to me? There's variants of the Musca genus Hovering o'er my balls and penis LISTEN TO THIS TOO GOOD TO MISS TRA, LA LA, LA, LA, LA! Followed Through It's hit the back of my knee I've accidentally sprayed my gusset Leaving it a shade of russet Followed Through Why does this happen to me? I thought these pants would last an age I've scrubbed them twice and they're still beige
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Inside Out 00:58
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It's curry night and my guts are aching There's more than naan bread that's a-baking So I take a seat and I go for a try And wipe a wistful tear from my flexed brown eye Front-to-back wiper... Front-to-back wiiiper!! So I'm sat on the bog and I'm causing a stink I think my ringpiece has gone down for a drink I'm starting to crown, I can feel the head I'm about to give birth to Mike Tyson's leg Front-to-back wiper... Front-to-back wiiiper!! Back to the Front! you will wipe How I say You Must wipe Back to the front! There's claret soaked in the shit tickets My arse is in tatters, I think I've ripped it The blood in the pan is making me wince It looks like a mudslide with a side of mince
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EKU or Die! 02:07
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The Jobby 00:57
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Not The Face 01:54
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Danger Wank 02:36

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released January 8, 2014

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Chainsaw Enema High Wycombe, UK

Chainsaw Enema originally formed in 1986 and disbanded in 1989. We were three teenage kids who loved punk, loved metal but were far more concerned with being a bit silly than the politics of the day. Fast forward to more recent times, the now middle-aged members decided to have some fun and do it all again. The result is "For Those About to Plop". 10 fast songs, mainly about having a poo. Enjoy! ... more

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