Front to Back Wiper

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And similarity to songs written by two of the biggest bands who have ever existed are entirely coincidental...


It's curry night and my guts are aching
There's more than naan bread that's a-baking
So I take a seat and I go for a try
And wipe a wistful tear from my flexed brown eye

Front-to-back wiper...
Front-to-back wiiiper!!

So I'm sat on the bog and I'm causing a stink
I think my ringpiece has gone down for a drink
I'm starting to crown, I can feel the head
I'm about to give birth to Mike Tyson's leg

Front-to-back wiper...
Front-to-back wiiiper!!

Back to the Front!
you will wipe
How I say
You Must wipe
Back to the front!

There's claret soaked in the shit tickets
My arse is in tatters, I think I've ripped it
The blood in the pan is making me wince
It looks like a mudslide with a side of mince


from For Those About To Plop, released January 8, 2014



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Chainsaw Enema High Wycombe, UK

Chainsaw Enema originally formed in 1986 and disbanded in 1989. We were three teenage kids who loved punk, loved metal but were far more concerned with being a bit silly than the politics of the day. Fast forward to more recent times, the now middle-aged members decided to have some fun and do it all again. The result is "For Those About to Plop". 10 fast songs, mainly about having a poo. Enjoy! ... more

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