For Those About To Plop

by Chainsaw Enema

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released January 8, 2014

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Chainsaw Enema High Wycombe, UK

Chainsaw Enema originally formed in 1986 and disbanded in 1989. We were three teenage kids who loved punk, loved metal but were far more concerned with being a bit silly than the politics of the day. Fast forward to more recent times, the now middle-aged members decided to have some fun and do it all again. The result is "For Those About to Plop". 10 fast songs, mainly about having a poo. Enjoy! ... more

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Track Name: Follow Through
In the pub, dodgy grub, beer and crisps and scratchings
It's playing havoc with me guts, that pickled egg's a-hatching
"Come on lads, listen to this!" and gear up for a trump
I assume the stance, but look askance - I think that was a lump...

Followed Through
It's hit the back of my knee
I've accidentally sprayed my gusset
Leaving it a shade of russet
Followed Through
Why does this happen to me?
I thought these pants would last an age
I've scrubbed them twice and they're still beige

I wish I'd never asked you to pull my index finger
I hoped for gas, not biomass, I blame my bandy sphincter
A joke, a prank, a hoot, a laugh, it was just to foul the air
But my farting strings went "ping" and it's dribbling down the chair

Followed Through
It's hit the back of my knee
I slipped on ice, it made me lunge
Smearing muck around me plums
Followed Through
Why does this happen to me?
There's variants of the Musca genus
Hovering o'er my balls and penis

LISTEN TO THIS
TOO GOOD TO MISS
TRA, LA
LA, LA, LA, LA!

Followed Through
It's hit the back of my knee
I've accidentally sprayed my gusset
Leaving it a shade of russet
Followed Through
Why does this happen to me?
I thought these pants would last an age
I've scrubbed them twice and they're still beige
Track Name: Front to Back Wiper
It's curry night and my guts are aching
There's more than naan bread that's a-baking
So I take a seat and I go for a try
And wipe a wistful tear from my flexed brown eye

Front-to-back wiper...
Front-to-back wiiiper!!

So I'm sat on the bog and I'm causing a stink
I think my ringpiece has gone down for a drink
I'm starting to crown, I can feel the head
I'm about to give birth to Mike Tyson's leg

Front-to-back wiper...
Front-to-back wiiiper!!

Back to the Front!
you will wipe
How I say
You Must wipe
Back to the front!

There's claret soaked in the shit tickets
My arse is in tatters, I think I've ripped it
The blood in the pan is making me wince
It looks like a mudslide with a side of mince